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There's always room for moron Team Moron! (see what we did there?)

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What The Heck Is Team Moron?

 You've  been there.....you just hit the "ENTER" button on a really big and  challenging (AKA "expensive") race, and you're asking yourself "What in  the hell did I just do?". If you've done that, you're qualified to be a member of "Team Moron". (If you've done it more than once, contact us  about being on the board of directors....). We're triathletes, runners, bikers, swimmers, or some combination of the above (don't talk to me about those odd offshoots like running then kayaking then skateboarding....you guys are just weird). We've all bit off more than  we think we can chew (yes, DESM70.3, I'm looking directly at you...),  and now we're inwardly cussing at ourselves for what we're going to have to do to get ready for that really challenging (and expensive) race. That's where Team Moron comes in. We're all in this together, we're here to support each other through the grind of training, and everyone who's had those thoughts is welcome to join....just take a shower first,  please. 

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Aaron Gage — Denver, CO

"This is a made up review that the web hosting company put in here as a placeholder!

Phil Schaefer-Moline, IL

"I'm the perfect fit for Team Moron!"

Cameron Fore — New York, New York

"I laughed....I cried.....I peed in my wetsuit!"

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Want to become a member of Team Moron, maybe train with us, and sport our awesome gear at races? Drop us a note, and we will get back to you as soon as we can. 

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