You've been there.....you just hit the "ENTER" button on a really big and challenging (AKA "expensive") race, and you're asking yourself "What in the hell did I just do?". If you've done that, you're qualified to be a member of "Team Moron". (If you've done it more than once, contact us about being on the board of directors....). We're triathletes, runners, bikers, swimmers, or some combination of the above (don't talk to me about those odd offshoots like running then kayaking then skateboarding....you guys are just weird). We've all bit off more than we think we can chew (yes, DESM70.3, I'm looking directly at you...), and now we're inwardly cussing at ourselves for what we're going to have to do to get ready for that really challenging (and expensive) race. That's where Team Moron comes in. We're all in this together, we're here to support each other through the grind of training, and everyone who's had those thoughts is welcome to join....just take a shower first, please.
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